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mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur in the middle of doing something fun & u remember something u were supposed to do

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universityofhyrule:

Cuccos for Hyrule Warriors.

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

drumcorpshero:

Bluecoats shots!

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Cancer would probably be more confident if….

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Cancer would probably be more confident if….

  #pretty true    #zodiac  

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Hyrule Warriors → Zelda

  #hyrule warriors    #zelda    #games  
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Finished Portal 2…..such a great game. Spoilers in my opinion on the end ahead: 

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  #portal 2    #games  

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

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Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…